more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

captainarlert:

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time. 

unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

ddarkahn:


never forget

ddarkahn:

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never forget

theperks0fbeingamermaid:

ililklxckz:

When the person you like calls your name.

I wish I was that graceful yet fierce at the same time but if I tried this it would look like that scene from white chicks

theperks0fbeingamermaid:

ililklxckz:

When the person you like calls your name.

I wish I was that graceful yet fierce at the same time but if I tried this it would look like that scene from white chicks

thenightlifebeforemingus:

Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.

angellundone:

chubbymon:

This little rant described the way I look at religion perfectly.

ESPECIALLY what she said in the last two photos 

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!