goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

cumsock:

double whammy 

cumsock:

double whammy 

juliacaroled:

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

gothtot:

When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack