Anonymous: One day Phil was having sex with Dan. It felt amazing, their cocks were about to explode it was that good. "I'm gonna come, baby!" Phil screamed, blowing his load inside Dan. He felt something wet trickle down his legs. It was blood. Dan was bleeding out his ass. Phil pulled out of Dan, his cock covered in blood. He looked back at Dan, who was literally in half. Blood and guts were everywhere. Turns out Dan was a watermelon and Dan was actually Phil who was the watermelon.
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